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HELLO MY ONE OR TWO READERS! WELL I MADE IT...THE SURGERY WENT WELL AND I AM EVEN 10LBS LIGHTER BECAUSE OF IT! I'D LIKE TO QUICKLY SAY THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL DOCTORS AND NURSES AT LONG ISLAND COLLEGE HOSPITAL, AND MY OWN DOCTORS, YOU GUYS SO ROCK! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AND, I CAN SLEEP! ANYONE WHO HAS EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH INSOMBIA WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO SLEEP OR EVEN TAKE NAPS, WITHOUT WAKING UP...EVERY FIVE SECONDS! IF YOU EVER HAD SURGERY BEFORE, ISN'T IT FUN WAKING UP FROM IT? TO ME IT FELT LIKE THE LIGHTS WERE BEING TURNED ON AND OFF! OK MISS GAMBLE RELAX...OK WE'RE TAKING YOU TO RECOVERY...JANET...WE'LL SEE YOU LATER...OK MISS GAMBLE, WE'RE TAKING YOU TO YOUR ROOM NOW...'BING-BING-BING'...OK, WE NEED YOU TO SIDE OVER...THERE YOU GO...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....WHOA KAY...WHAT JUST HAPPENED? BECAUSE OF THE TYPE OF SURGERY THAT I HAD, I WAS IN ALOT OF PAIN, SO THE HOSPITAL GIVES YOU A SMALL, MORPHINE PUMP. WHEN YOU FEEL ALOT OF PAIN YOU PUSH THE BUTTON AND THE PAIN GOES AWAY AND AWAY AND AWAY! IT MIGHT FEEL GOOD BUT MORPHINE IS NOT A GOOD DRUG TO STAY ON. WHICH IS WHY THEY ONLY GIVE IT TO YOU FOR ONLY A FEW HOURS. THAT STUFF CAUSES CRAZY HALLUCINATIONS AND DREAMS! SEVERAL TIMES I THOUGHT THE HOSPITAL BED WAS ON FIRE AND MY SKIN WAS BURNING OFF. WOO! I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE TAKING THIS STUFF FOR FUN!

SINCE I'LL BE HOME FOR ABOUT A MONTH, I HOPE TO GET SOME WORK DONE, LIKE, CONVERTING MY CHILDRENS BOOKS TO E-BOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BOOK PUBLISHING INDUSTRY...UNDERMINE THEM! IF I CAN SELL ENOUGH E-BOOKS MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY SELF PRINT AND GIVE BUYERS A CHANCE TO HAVE THE REAL THING! I ADMIT TO BEING OLD FASHIONED AND PROBLABY WILL NEVER OWN AN E-READER..I LOVE THE FEEL OF BOOKS, THE SOUND OF CRACKING OPEN A NEW ONE. BOOKS DON'T NEED BATTERIES, DON'T NEED TO BE CHARGED OR PLUGGED IN! AND HEY, WEREN'T YOU STRONGER WHEN YOU WERE A KID BECAUSE YOU HAD TO LUG ALL THOSE SCHOOL BOOKS AROUND! AHHH! THOSE WERE THE DAYS...THANK GOD THEY'RE OVER! ANYWAY, E-BOOKS ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE NOW, AND I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET MY BOGGIE BOARD AND RIDE IT! BYE TIL NEXT TIME! P.S. I DREW THIS LITTLE CARTOON FOR THE BLOG, ENJOY!